(Source: thegreatstones)


There is a reason I can hear them. The Horcruxes. I think I’ve known it for a while.
And I think you’ve known that too.

When someone I barely know starts telling me their life story

whatshouldwecallme:

When you’re talking to someone at 12am and you say “Tomorrow I’m going to…” and they say “Don’t you mean today?”

thinkingisheavilyendorsed:

sodamnrelatable:

Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.

via sodamnrelatable

Hahaha

(Source: ryryn)

(Source: chelseawoosh)

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG

SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH!

WE CAN BURN BRIIGHTAAHHHHH

THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(Source: lastofthetimeladies)

at the beginning of the semester when my teacher asks us to introduce ourselves

butitsonsale:

Me:

when someone tells me they don’t like to drink

butitsonsale:

when i’m still drunk in my friday morning class from the night before

butitsonsale:

Going to bars

butitsonsale:

My friends want to look hot but I’m just like,